What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?